Hilarious Maternity Shirt Messages

Hilarious Maternity Shirt Messages
If you are bogged down by severe pregnancy symptoms or by adjusting to motherhood, funny maternity shirts can be a good way to bring some cheer in your life.
HerHaleness Staff
Closeup portrait of a pregnant woman
I remember one funny incident from my sister's pregnancy days. She was some 7 months pregnant with a nice big belly. She worked for a bank, which was undergoing some expansion and renovation work. The bank management distributed T-shirts to all their staff, with a message printed across the belly, to acknowledge the inconvenience caused to their customers. Amusing enough, the message said "Expanding to serve you better". Now you can imagine the degree of my sister's embarrassment, every time she had to wear that shirt to work! Even her colleagues used to have a good laugh at the poor girl's expense. The reason that I was reminded of this incidence is that recently, I saw some T shirts in a shop with funny, rude, and few downright shocking messages printed on them. And these were especially for pregnant women! Such types of shirts are a great way to cheer up a pregnant woman, who may be feeling a bit low due to the overwhelming amount of advice that she gets throughout her pregnancy, and other related factors.

The Best Ones

You can get really creative with some messages, which can be printed on your shirts, during pregnancy and motherhood. Some couples even get really daring and proclaim the amount of efforts they put into the whole process, through a message like "Practice makes you pregnant".

Tell people what you intend to become after pregnancy: You are looking at one hot mama-to-be.

Show your exceptional talent at arts and crafts: I am so crafty, I make people.

Sick of random people touching your belly? Try this one: Yes! You can touch my belly. And if the baby doesn't kick you, I will!

Another one to keep such people at bay: If you didn't put it here, Do Not Touch!

Tired of people giving you pregnancy tips all the time? Here is a good way to stop their incessant rant: I'm sorry, but your opinion on my size, what I'm having, when I'm having it, what I eat, what I do, while being pregnant is Not Required!

Wanna be a mommy with some attitude? Try this one: I can lose fat, but you can't lose the ugly.

If people are pointing to the increasing size of your family, you can use the following ones: We plan to go on, until we get an ugly one.

No, we are not trying to overpopulate the earth, we just want to outnumber the idiots!

Next time, I'm going to adopt one.

Make your baby your little spokesperson even before he/she is born: Don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she is doing just fine.

Got twins? Ease your discomfort with the following messages: Sometimes when you pray for a miracle, you get two.

I'll lie on her bladder while you kick her ribs.

Good things come in two's.

Struggling with your motherhood responsibilities? This is a message to keep people out of your way: I am stressed, I am exhausted, I am living with a newborn. Any more questions??

Such clothes can be bought online. In fact, the Internet is the best place to shop for them, as you get ample variety and choices, in all shapes and sizes. Always buy these shirts that are made of stretchable fabric so that they accommodate your expanding belly.